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Week 14: Zandalee
Film: Zandalee
Demeanor: The most slithery, scumfucky, pre-hipster artist asshole humanity has ever known.
Hair Quality: Lengthy, greasy, largely overshadowed by his pirate goatee.
Performance Quality: Eight Cages Out of Ten
It pains me to realize how little of my life as a writer on subjects regarding film has been dedicated to analyzing the erotic thriller genre. Is there any film genre more hilariously era specific than this one? My memory has always been a fuzzy one, but I’m fairly certain that the years between 1984 and 1995 were what would be referred to as the Halcyon Days of erotic thrilling via film. It was a glorious time to go through puberty, I must admit. Movies like Body Double, Basic Instinct and the Poison Ivy series easily made up for their lack of plot and acting by being completely acceptable masturbation material for the pre-Internet male population. And even when these movies failed at being particularly erotic, they usually did it in such remarkably bonkers ways that they became legendary in their own, hyper-specific right.
Zandalee is a film that definitely fails to be erotic. It’s also not much of a thriller. But it is completely fucking bonkers.
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